Dear Santa I am writing sincerely to you,
I hope this gets delivered before the year is new,
I’m not saying I’ve been perfect but I don’t know what to do….
Cause naughty kids deser-ve Christmas, too!
I’ve pranked my sister, my brother, Aunt Edma and Aunt Lou,
I’ve snuck into the nextdoor attic
To scare the neighbors, too
I try to be good but what else can I do?
Cause naughty kids deserve christmas too!
I’d like to have a say in what the government will do,
I want a full sized roller coaster,
Who am I kidding? Make it two!
I try to be so heccin’ good but what else can i do
Cause naughty kids deserve christmas too
I throttled this dumb kid,
Cause he wouldn’t leave me alone,
Could one of this year’s presents
Be the next iphone?
As the season nears, I’ve thought “What would Santa do?”
But then I realized, you would beat him up, too!
I’ve done this–
I’ve done that—
Yes, I’ve even done the worst of things, don’t you even dare to ask!
I saw the TikTok of your fight,
And I totally can relate,
That Andy had it coming,
That kid spews nicknames that I hate,
I recall when I was your age,
Before I donned the red,
Danny Lucco called me a fatty….
So I punched him the head
You punched him in the head?!
So I punched him in the head
So remember every Christmas when the silver bells all chime,
Standing up to that one bully, isn’t quite a crime
After all the year’s transgressions, and all the sins accrew
Naughty Kids Need Christmas
Naughty Kids Need Christmas
Naughty Kids Need Christmas
Naughty Kids Need a Christmas, too
Danyèl Waro has been hailed as “the foremost voice of Maloya,” and his latest showcases that vibrant regional sound. Bandcamp New & Notable May 8, 2024